- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this
because i’ll regret it
This isn’t going to end well
OK I’m game. Let’s see what I get
I’ve got a baaaad feeling about this.
I got a really bad feeling bout this
Mines actually true
Untold events of Altaïr’s life (from the AC Art (R)Evolution catalogue)
- Beheading of Umar Ibn-La’Ahad
- Altair’s visit to Constantinople, set on fire by Crusaders (?)
- Altair in Mongolia (?)
- Minerva and Juno teach Altair how to build a hidden gun
- Altair finds the Memory Seals
- The construction of Altair’s library